I found out that the guy who played Robert Baratheon is also the dopey father in Still Standing and I’m just????
It turns out Robert Baratheon lives, only he was trapped in an Alternate universe where he became a butcher at the supermarket
"Were out of meat." “Then get MORE…”
Robert: You want to know the horrible truth? I can’t even remember what (Lyanna Stark) looked like. I only know she was the one thing I ever wanted. Someone took her away from me, and Seven Kingdoms couldn’t fill the hole she left behind. Cersei: I felt something for you once, you know? Even after we lost our first boy.
Robert’s Rebellion (282AC-283AC)
the lannisters vs the starks (1x02)
"King Robert lost his battle,
and he failed his final test,
The lion ripped his balls off,
And the boar did all the rest.”
"We have duties now, my liege…to the realm, to our children, I to my lady wife and you to your queen. We are not the boys we were."
"You were never the boy you were," Robert grumbled.
✍ [bitte]
send me ‘✍’ and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint
Robert Baratheon, Game of Thrones (via ninjanineja)
Robert’s Rebellion Days of the Future Past
I didn’t like your husband. Used to pat me on the back a lot.
so here we sit, seventeen years later, holding it all together. don’t you get tired? every day.
You never could lie for love nor honor, Ned Stark.