my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock
getting 0 likes on a textpost means i had a thought so original no one could relate
the horror genre of what if it was night and there was a man outside. nothing scares me more
having a sister is like girl what is your deal
changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again
i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu
people have got to stop climbing mount everest like girl we arent supposed to do that stopppp fr stoppppp
autistic pride dragon!
autism be damned my mutual can type a post
happy eurovision week
this better be a scene in the they/them movie
anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were
literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”
fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution
Chiho Makino
Jump Boy And Overcome The Fear; Your Can Do It Strongly
This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.
