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@shark-god / shark-god.tumblr.com

Hello Cory here! He/They. Taken. My goal in life is to be a Forensic scientist. I've become a better me and don't plan on changing who I am for anyone. Yes I'm a flawed human being but nobody is perfect.
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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

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tamamita

Cool new prank

let’s cause Yellowstone to erupt

but then the world would end

Don’t worry, we’ll just tell everyone it’s a prank

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sal what did you do

It’s a prank, don’t worry

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forfeckssake

SAL 

JUST A PRANK, DON’T WORRY

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lunxsole
Sometimes it lends you a hand, and sometimes it turns its fangs to you. A failure that wants to pretend to be a human..
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batoid

genji, angrily as mercy builds his body: make sure i’m FUCKING taller than that BITCH hanzo

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this is my fav video now

I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.

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yknow what pisses me off the most. rapists, pedophiles, abusers, whatever the fuck. they all get the chance to “forget”. they ruin your life, they literally shatter you mentally in one horrific moment, and then they get to walk away and forget about it while you’re literally just stuck there, fixated on what they did for years. they don’t have to be plagued by it. they don’t even have to think about it! it just happened in passing and that’s so sickening and disgusting to think about

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secondlastk

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

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