This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

This is the quality content I live for

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

my laptop needs a new battery, but i also have just been leaving it plugged in the past few days, so imma unplug it and see how long it lasts, which means it will in fact shut off on me without warning, but science

….. 4 mins……. my laptop, unplugged, died in 4 mins…… ok

sht nigga I aint even see that, I thought they were leanin in to kiss each other, not suckin on a digital tiddy. but am i mad? no im not. 

I hate thisssss lmao

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

i hate seeing pro-ana/mia scumbags tell impressionable children that “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”, because that lie (and a few others) really helped bring to life an eating disorder i still haven’t recovered from a decade later.

do you want to know how ‘skinny’ really feels?

‘skinny’ feels like going from captain of a sports team to someone who nearly faints so much that they become the only student in the school to be removed from PE class.

‘skinny’ feels like bombing all of your exams because you’re too hungry to think, and never actually managing to finish school.

‘skinny’ feels like dead eyes, dull hair, yellowed teeth and premature ageing. it feels like aching joints, a million bruises, and no resistance to heat or cold.

‘skinny’ feels like being too preoccupied with your body to enjoy your youth or even allow yourself to be photographed with the few remaining friends who can tolerate your spaciness and food freakouts.

‘skinny’ feels like endlessly waiting for the day when you’re finally light enough to be worthy of love, and weighing your current hunger against this vague point in the future that never comes, because even if you reach the weight you thought you needed to be it still won’t be enough.

‘skinny’ feels like being told you’re too bony to hug.

‘skinny’ feels like watching everyone else live happy, healthy lives while you can’t even do laundry without getting lightheaded, and wondering if you can undo any of the damage you caused by malnourishing yourself for years.

i thought that starving myself would somehow fix my life, but all it did was make things worse. i’m 25 years old and i haven’t really accomplished anything since i was 15. people my age are doing things like graduating from university, getting married, having children, and getting cool jobs, and i’m just trying to convince myself that it’s okay to eat more than 1000 calories a day.

don’t listen to the pro-anas. weighing less isn’t worth risking your future. please eat.

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

what about these

how about this? 

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

👀 ?

Those classify as the first ones they are good

what about everyones favorite?

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

Hey OP

this is the worst addition, thanks

If you mix milk powder with milk instead of water you’ll create something powerful

Milk²

PSA for any high schoolers who’re going to college soon or  are just worried about it

your high school teachers are LIARS.

Most college professors accept late assignments.

Some of them are so chill that you can ditch most of class so long as you can handle the final. 

It’s all about playing it by ear.

YOU DON’T ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT. 

It is NOT harder than high school. You’re more or less ready for it if you do ok in high school, ok?

Seriously. I got A’s in AP classes yet was terrified that I wouldn’t be able to handle college.

Surprise surprise?

AP classes are harder than college classes. 

No joke. 

College professors are a lot more liberal on what counts as a “right” answer. 

Plus they give you points for caring. 

Some classes give you points just for showing up. 

There’s an atmosphere of controlled panic, and you are not the only one. 

You can pretty much go up to anyone and say god life is a nightmare and finals are gonna kick my ass, and they’ll go saaaaame, regardless of how genius they’re supposed to be. 

Seriously. 

College student here.

High school teachers are the WORST of liars.

They’ll tell you college is a “whole nother level” but that’s such horse shit. 

High school is a standardized sheep counting facility. 

College is a research lab full of cats that may or may not do what you expect. 

Honestly my parents have been talking to me about college for years, and I’m legitimately drowning in anxiety. This is the single most helpful, relieving, beneficial thing I have ever fucking heard, and it’s off a shady website where we go to rant about our fandoms and political views. And I am 100% okay with that.

I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy

Not everyone who carries flowers are happy and make other people happy. What if those flowers were for a dead loved one? Not everyone who delivers them are happy.

ill just go fuck myself then

me: just sit down and write your fucking paper. it’s not that hard

me, less than five minutes later:

someone who genuinely cares about and loves me: you know you can always talk to me right?

me, knowing full goddamn well I will never ever tell them all the shit going on with me: aw thanks ily I will

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I am fucking crying

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.

My childhood

Damn it I’m old. Wtf do kids use now?

@nervousbros

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

big fucking mood