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PROFESSIONAL ALPACA FARMER

@monstermaggs / monstermaggs.tumblr.com

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Q: How does Flibanserin work? A: Women simply take the pill daily for four to eight weeks, feel no increase in happiness or desire, and then discontinue using it.

Q: Is it safe? A: No. The female libido is a cloven-hoofed beast that must be caged.

Q: Where can I get Flibanserin? A: From any doctor in possession of clipboards and pens with the Sprout Pharmaceuticals logo.

Q: What are the possible side effects? A: Trial participants reported feelings of being duped, ripped off, and lied to.

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UPDATE ON THIS WEEK'S LIVE CORRIGAN SHOW

Our friend JAKE FOGELNEST will be hopping onto our 2/26 show, while actor DONAL LOGUE has been added to 2/12. FUN!

See you this Thursday night.

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