I found myself in a quandary recently; I wanted to work up my classical chops (who wouldn’t after making something like Infinite Loops?!) but everyone was sleeping. Solution: practice mute. A practice mute is a device that clips onto the bridge and makes the instrument no louder than a whisper. Cello is all about resonance but the practice mute totally kills all that. Cellists hate them.
But there I was, playing away, and I realized that the only people who hear practice-muted cello are cellists and weirdos who eavesdrop on cellists trying not to be heard. And even though the mute removes all the nice resonance, I will reluctantly admit that the sound does fit some music, especially when the lights are off late at night and you are thoughtfully sipping expensive liquor.
Being Friend King, I hooked up my microphone, cranked the sensitivity to max since the cello was so quiet, and recorded some practice muted Bach so everyone can hear what it is like to be a cellist trying not to wake anyone up. Will you hear the beautiful singing resonant tone I usually aspire to create? No, but that’s the point.