Saturday cocoNUT Fever
Remember my super duper complicated brainiac math equation a couple months back.. No? well let me just apply it again here for ease of reference. Write it down this time, you guys! [{spring time sexy + summer time sexy} - garbage guts 2 (fall/winter) x your life = 100% sexy
] #math. I will admit however, my phat little equation has definitely fallen by the wayside this last month (and let me tell you, these hips certainly don’t lie) and party girl Marianne has been running rampant through the streets of YYC like a wild chicken with her head cut off.
Real talk though, it’s kinda hard to rock my cream on cream on cream when my fucking cream shorts don’t fit over my creamy white ass. Speaking of creamy (this time low fat, obvs) last night I found myself in the kitchen stewing up some absolutely delicious Coconut Thai Chicken soup. I’m on the liquid diet game this week folks, because I’mma become one with those shorts next weekend and find. me. a. husband., with a vacation home South of France.. or Barbados. Either will suffice.
Phat ingredients:
- A few spoonfuls of coconut oil
- 2 garlic cloves, peeled and minced
- 1/2 red onion, peeled and chopped
- 1 jalapeno, seeded and minced
- 2 can coconut milk
- 4 cups vegetable or chicken broth
- 2-inch chunk of ginger, peeled and grated
- 1 lime, juiced and zested
- 2 stalks lemongrass, cut into chunks and bruised with the back of a knife to bring out flavors
- 3 to 4 tablespoons fish sauce
- 1 pound chicken, thinly sliced
- 1 cup of mushrooms, chopped
- 8 cherry tomatoes, halved
- Fresh cilantro chopped for garnish
Melt coconut oil in a soup pot. Add jalapeno, onions and garlic and saute until fragrant (a couple of minutes). Pour in coconut milk, broth, ginger, lemongrass, lime zest, fish sauce and chicken in to the soup pot. Simmer for 15 minutes. Add the mushrooms, lime juice, and tomatoes to the pot. Simmer for an additional 5 minutes. Garnish with cilantro.