sweet

what

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

I just witnessed a fucking murder

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

i have the sex appeal of a math book

excuse you

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

I feel like this is about underwear

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR

DON’T FUCK IT UP

Please get out there and vote!

source: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/clinton-promises-lgbt-crowd-she-will-end-conversion-therapy/article/2606020

please vote guys

THIS RIGHT HERE

If you are LGBTQIA

If you CARE AT ALL about ANYONE who is LGBTQIA

VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON THIS YEAR

Just to be clear: if you have friends, family or ANYONE you care about who are LGBTQIA and you use your vote to vote third party, choose not to vote or even are seriously thinking of voting for Donald Thug I can promise you this

THEY ARE NOT GOING TO FORGIVE YOU FOR IT

I can promise you this that if you have EVER claimed to care about any queer or trans person and you choose not to vote or use your vote for anything other than voting for Hillary to win the white house NONE of the queer or trans people in your life who you claim to give a damn damn about are ever going to look at you with anything other than disgust again

*opens ears* leftist inactivists please tell me again how hillary is “basically just as evil” as trump??

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

space is weird

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

thanks nasa

Oh, this is my favorite post. <3