no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

master has given dobby object permanence

my third eye has astigmatism 

*google searches while bawling my eyes out* how to make soap

aquaria for paper magazine

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

alexa,

tell me i’m a screwed up mess, that i never listen listen

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

at meal times i like to use my molars to crush seeds and fibrous vegetables, while my incisors handle any puncturing or tearing required

https://www.instagram.com/p/BisIEM0BsqJ/

listen. cut off your hair. cut off all your damn hair. do you ever hear a man wondering if he’s too ugly to have short hair? no!!! there is no such thing as too ugly to have short hair. if you don’t want your hair, just cut off your hair. it feels so so so good.