Me(ri)phobia

#Life is too short to pretend to hate Taylor Swift 

Can we just appreciate the fact that this era will no doubt been the most successful , and it’s involved fully single taylor. no scandal or current boyfriend stories for media coverage. just one woman shutting up everyone who’s spoken about her like she’s some crazy ass serial dater. and brilliantly portraying that character through song, creating her 100x better than any hater ever has. imo this is theatrically, her best music video. and she’s not calling out an ex, or crying over a broken heart, or pointing any fingers to anyone but herself. she is literally poking fun at “taylor swift”. i feel like everybody should take a leaf out of her book, this is how you handle yourself when people constantly attack you over things that frankly, are none of their business/they have no idea about. creative outlet, yes YES. pure brilliance. SLAY TAY, SLAY.

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED BE THOSE DAUGHTERS OF THOR

this ^ is the new official name for what used to be known as stretch marks

Oh my GOD

THAT DID NOT END THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO

…OH MY GOD

So this past weekend I was at a house party and happened to see the single most miserably neglected fish I have ever seen in my life. The water had an opaque layer of something that looked kind of like grease on top and the single fish inside was listless and shrivelled. It smelled FOUL and the guy hosting the party said that they had noticed the fish being kind of stupid since they had changed the water last time (which must have been like a fucking year ago) by just running the tub into the tank.

Being full of whiskey and compassion(?), I naturally decided that the fish was now mine and reached into that disgusting cesspool with a ziplock bag, took the fish home, cackling to myself because what I was doing was just so weird.

The next day I went out and got a tank, like, I dropped 100$ for a stolen goldfish that cost 4.38$ at PetSmart. I went to a locally owned small pet shop called Paws N’ Jaws and the woman there was super helpful and even gave me some free plants with the tank. Ended up being up til like 2 in the morning with school the next day at 8 setting the stupid thing up, panicking about dechlorinating the water etc etc.

These are his new digs, live plants, snaily companions. He’s perked up A LOT since being moved to an environment that actually has oxygen in the water, and has shown marked improvement in his ability to eat. For the first day or so, his motor skills appeared to be completely fucked up and he had a hard time swimming and eating, he would suck up food and then just spit it right back out. Now he’s having a great time, eating well harassing the snails, trying to eat the plants and zipping around the tank for no apparent reason like a moron, but a happy moron. I really enjoy watching him.. or her.

Admittedly I might have done this even if I had been sober, but I like to think this is proof that not ALL decisions made when drunk are bad ones. I regret nothing.

You are a lovely human being. <3

YOU WENT TO A HOUSE PARTY AND STOLE A GOLDFISH OH MY GOD THAT’S THE BEST DRUNKEN STORY I’VE EVER HEARD

this makes me happy 

My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

the youngest  person in the world just got born

my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver

Adults that tell little boys they shouldn’t cry are trash.

About to tell a straight guy that he’s cute.

Can’t wait to be told, “I’m not gay.”

I will update.

He’s not gay. 

16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

I wrote 2012 on an assignment this semester and my professor stopped me after class and asked if I’m okay.

The way that Jensen is always engaged in the scene, even just something as small as having Dean touch the low table, is beautiful. I mean this shot is not about him, three other people are in the scene. This is an opportunity for him to just cross his arms over his chest and stand with his back to the camera. But instead he’s completely involved.

He always is… I know because when he’s in shot at all I never take my eyes off him. He never loses focus, he’s always right there in the moment!! Just one thing that makes him such an incredible actor!

And Jensen has said that the editors on the show have THANKED him for this, because if they don’t have a clean/usable shot of the actor(s) with dialogue, they know they can cut to him as a “reaction” shot since he keeps himself in the scene… in the moment. That’s proof of his talent and dedication.

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i just love the sassy ones

'it doesn't feel good' 'neither does sleeping alone bitch' 'maybe u should try the next size down lol'

'it spoils the mood' 'so does your attitude'

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant