Monarch Of Ships

@ gays what are your laptop backgrounds i’m genuinely curious 

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

he disconnected immediately afterwards

DEMOLISHED.

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

Guys lemme tell you bout this thing

To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song

come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity

i love this. but also this made me nearly die.

My bones tensed up

This is relatively tame for the notes on this post…

Yo I have Endometriosis and listening to this legit gave me sudden stabbing pains in my ovaries (worse than they’ve been) but also the wrist that I broke in 2013 started aching like yo.. what…

holy shit I didn’t actually think… wow… truly cursed

@lauralot89

I have chronic pain in my pelvis and this bad boi caused a sudden unprovoked uptick in pain. I’m literally lying down this shouldn’t have happened lol

summer, fall, feeling sort of but not quite sick all the time, spring.

Biscuit boiis

Imagine being an abled nuerotypical,,, imagine not having a single diagnosis,,, imagine being able to function in a world designed for you,,, wack

May 2020 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

Meirl

Some userboxes bc working in customer service is fucking exhausting

country boy + city boy

If I were author of a popular book with a huge fandom, I'd make a secret AO3 account and write fanfiction for my own story. Idk why but in my opinion that's the funniest fucking thing you can do as a well-known author.

Imagine telling your fans you have a fanfiction account but not telling them how it's named so they start making theories. Imagine not telling anyone and people in reviews will tell you your writing style reminds them of the original author. Or imagine being told that you write your own OCs out of character. That concept is so funny to me, I'm-

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

They have nine beverages between the two of them

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

shhh give her a moment.

on twitter this is a (very) late brithday present for @totallysharpeyed!! happy birthday, ola! 

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

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