adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments
me: *gets hit by a car* sorry
while we here my favorite mugs
helping my pals decorate for their engagement party and we’ve just made loads of banners with swear words on them
this is a totally adult engagement party no goofs n giggles here
absolutely correct the mistake has been rectified
crash bandicoot is a twink
DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?
just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
where are you gonna keep it
:)
I don’t like this post very much
Mom said it’s my turn to use the Xbox
30 years ago
Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica
This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear
this bitch empty, TWEET
IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen
ive got a stockpile of weird stamps from deviantart that i have for no reason other than theyre weird
see?
when am i gonna get to use this
When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds
Human: *attempts typing*
Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V
these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole