B L O B

lol

my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive

i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life

wait

Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong 64, in its entirety (including picking up every single banana) and all money would go to a UK charity for trans youth (Mermaids) and his initial goal was $3,000 and now it’s been 26 hours into the stream and he’s already over $51k. I just need people to know about this https://m.twitch.tv/hbomberguy

Also, he’s doing it to spite Graham Lineman, a transphobic prick who did some work in some good shows, and helped get Mermaids’ funding by the National Lottery suspended, so because of his temper tantrum, as of the writing of this reblog, he’s raised almost $130k!

i joined and everyone’s talking about OllyTube’s cum what happened

Some other highlights:

-The game keeps breaking up from the seams because the emulator just BARELY can handle the game’s code hacks. The chat has to constantly remind him to save the game in case it crashes entirely.

- Harris took 6 hours off camera to sleep and in the meantime the chat devolved into shitposting about feet and teeth (or FEETH).

- Meanwhile on twitter: Glinneham is throwing a pissy transphobic tantrum on twitter due to the stream while #ThanksGraham has started trending in Europe, U.S. and Australia. 

-Insane amount of guest streamers including Chelsea Manning, Jim Sterling, Ollie Thorn and the game’s composer and DK’s voice actor, Grant Kirkhope

- Kirkhope saying TRANS RIGHTS in his DK voice.

I love that of the hundreds of guest speakers from politicians and activists to composers and sports stars, the Scottish Parliament chose to give special mention to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… And a cat.

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tfw ur cozy

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY COZY CHIEF

REBLOG AND COMMENT TO HAVE COZY & CHILL VIBES BESTOWED UPON YOU

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

Average day on a california freeway

No joke, the owner is part of the southern California reenacting scene. He survived, but it’s a pity the plane got wrecked. It’s an American T-9 Texan, and now we don’t have a spotter for reenactments.

Ah fuck the Krauts are back again

Oh, it wasn’t even one of the replicas, in a way that’s a relief.

So fucking cute.

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

Thomas Jefferson Writing an Early Draft of the Declaration of Independence, 1775 (Colourized)

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I need creativity rn

Same.

I’m a writer, so…

h

Safety warnings from the Japanese manual for the Nintendo Wii

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

artists tag yourselves

true neutral

Polish armed forces (Poland, 1939)

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they should be red to make the plane go faster

4chan is bad but they got some pretty funny memes sometimes

of course i can’t post this without posting the rest of the collection