SpitfireSally

no one can touch brie larson lol

it was a simpler time

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

The duality of man

Sometimes, I love humans. (via tonysheps)

he changed his name on twitter

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade