queer as hell

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

Taylor Swift is honestly just like any other Taylor, but faster

how does Taylor Swift's velocity compare to a typical Taylor?

it's more

It's cause of the private jet isn't it.

i don't know it's too private

yay i got a job! *moves the “one more hour of work GF” image back into my favorites folder*

for anyone confused:

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

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