This Is My Super Villain Orgin Story

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.

Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh

The Creature: fym nuh-uh?

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

The comic is from Pascal Josselin’s Imbattable series; published in English as Mister Invincible.

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

That’s how it gets you

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

fascinating post I made in 2018

Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that 'fell' in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun'.

They are, and it's very satisfying.

coincidentally, "oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue" is the sound I make when it's autumn

damn ok lake superior

Ok yeah that lake is superior

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

way to go jackass

More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?

lust

That was Rango

What if Ghost Rider did this shit to the snail that’s constantly chasing you?

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't