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guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability

Normalize being out of touch. Normalize being out of time. Let people be out of their heads when you’re not around.

…until next year

@allmightydepression @the-mahaamurkh @enderanboo @whythefuckdoiexist @sherlockisactuallyagaysname

by @ syltertober on tiktok

The head turns are that wendy Williams gif

The build up for this joke omfgg

if you’ve ever handled a cast iron pan you know those mfs are heavy as hell. and here’s sam swinging it around taking out any orc in his path. we talk about giving merry and pippin a gun but where’s the appreciation for SAM’S guns

#the fandoms silence on samwise gamgee’s buff arms is deafening

Really? You're really going there?

Because if you GO there,

I will go there.

And you. do. not. want to BE there when I get there

BECAUSE WHEN I GET THERE,

I will be SO there,

That you will wish you had stayed right here.

Haters will see you and be like. Dinkleberg -_-