[this is a PSA for every bears in trees enjoyer.]

you have our permission to be as annoying as possible about us on this fever dream of a website.

we check the bears in trees tag every day. we WILL see it.

2013 era aesthetic lyric edits. nonsensical shitposts. deep and reasoned responses to our lyrical themes. nothing is sacred.

the bears in trees fandom WILL make it into the top tumblr fandoms of 2023.

together, we can make this dream a reality.

see the problem here is just that i dont actually use tumblr anymore

if you don’t care about bisexuals when we have a different gendered partner, then you do not care about us at all.

like you don’t even have to do anything!!! you don’t have to say shit! Just like don’t get pissy and mad for a bi person simply existing and talking about their relationships !!! Even if that relationship may involve a cishet!! I know!! It’s crazy that you still have to treat bisexuals as people and active participants in your community but that’s how this works!!! stupid cunts!!!

y’all can’t fucking read. i did not say you have to specifically care about a bisexual’s different gender partner. I said you STILL have to care about bisexuals and treat them like your community even when they’re dating a different gender partner or someone cishet. fucking amazing how many people have called me homophobic bc I said “bisexuals deserve basic respect and community regardless of who they’re dating”

Hey reminder that the US free covid tests program started up again because of possible winter surges, you can order 4 free tests through the USPS right now (December 16 2022):

Also they are extremely easy to order. There are no hoops to jump through. You just enter your name and address (email address optional) and hit the "place order" button.

remember the two golden rules, everyone:

dirt is fun :)

murder is bad :(

ALL TICKETS FOR OUR UK HEADLINER N EAST COAST USA HEADLINER ON SALE NOW

 smallest rooms we’ll be playing in the uk for a long time + a live qna from us, every night.

first time we’ll be headlining in the usa.

tumblr, we look forwarding to welcoming you in Real Time.

all tix: https://bearsintrees.com/live

bears in trees “east coast” tour

For the record you’d keep the money in its cash form somewhere safe and secure and only spend it in small reasonable increments. You wouldn’t be able to spend it all at once unless you came up with some way to pretend you made the money in a normal way.

I would open a bank account with about $400 cash, and make weekly deposits of $400. That way it just looks like I have a job that pays me weekly in cash.

I’d buy a limo in cash who fucking cares

the IRS.

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

it’s both funny and absolutely bonkers that “if one thing had been different, would everything be different today?” and “i rewind the tape, but all it does is pause on the very moment all was lost” are the beginning and the end of the entire folklorian era