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AAAAAAAH AAAAAH WHY ARE ALL MY OPTIONS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA NOW JUST DIFFERENT FORMS OF TWITTER BUT WORSE AAAAAAAH AAAAH

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bogleech

I said this before but people are really getting the wrong message about koalas. When we who like animal science say that koalas are wretched and horrible we mean that they are fascinating and wonderful. It is brilliant that a mammal evolved into this idiot teddy bear that eats poison all day and screams and falls asleep. Can’t we talk about an animal being wretched and degenerate without everyone saying “so they’re useless and can all die, then?” That’s not the point. An animal doesn’t need to be smart, or nice, or even in any way pleasant to be in the presence of to be amazing and special and worthy of existence. Who would ever want the planet to stop having hairy tree goblins that just hang off a tree branch spewing diarrhea while a laughable pea brain rolls around behind their asshole baby face.

What is not to love about a thing so soft and so small yet so terribly terribly vulgar

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cumaeansibyl

creatures like the koala and the ocean sunfish are scientifically important because they help us understand just how badly a living organism can function and still survive

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roach-works

if scientists really cared about that kind of thing why haven’t they come and had a look at me

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when ur fave is one dimensional or treated poorly by the writer but as a writer you can see how much potential they have for interesting and engaging storytelling

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rabm

mob is a slice of life protagonist forced to be a shounen protagonist instead

ritsu is a shounen protagonist forced to be a slice of life protagonist forced to be a shounen side character

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wake up baby.. time to suck you dry

RATS WOULD NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RATS WOULD NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The officially licensed 1992 Super Mario Bros. Card Game contains a rare instance of Toad in a hindering rather than helpful role: if a player draws a Toad card (called Mushroom Retainer here, as in the NES Super Mario Bros. manual), that player cannot win the game until that card is in some way discarded or passed to another player. Why an enemy character was not chosen for this negative effect instead is unclear. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source

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someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

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