Dust user/Tsundere/Ice Prince

Almonds don’t even have breasts!

YOU ALSO GAVE SOME OF US LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, GOD

aaand here are the results from the second drawing-pokemon-from-memory stream! the results were marginally more successful than the first, to the point where we actually got to do some of the extra challenges (turns out round pink pokemon are my forté). so far it seems like I get mixed up with evolutions/pre-evolutions a lot!

we also did two more where I drew based off of someone else’s description, while they weren’t allowed to look at what I was drawing: Criketune (thanks to Keiliy for proving it is actually possible!) and Garchomp (which is 100% Texel’s fault I take no responsibility for this one).

we are definitely planning on doing more of these, although I’m about to go back to school full-time so it probably won’t be for a bit. :x thanks to everyone who came, and to those of you who stayed through the birth of Texel’s beautiful, magical son!

Fresh out of the water, newborn sea lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from the blazing sun in San Cristobal, Galapagos Islands.

Look at the little sea sugar cookies!

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.

my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her

they’re having a conversation

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

My dude.

some more anime boob physics for you: 

i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these!

i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

How dare you leave out the best one?

You’re just jealous your tits don’t move like that because they’re weighed down by your sense of self-doubt.

*boing*

So anime creators really never seen a boob in real life huh

They left out the best one

Perfection.

not MCU because that would be gross. @ask-spiderpool

did not know how to submit this but i like your blog. muy comico

This is what the artists call… a collaboration. 

A chica smile for you

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

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