EUROVISION FINAL TONIGHT

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do

Your cousin Throckmorton!

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

march fifteenth

new alignment chart just dropped

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Song Joong Ki is, and always will be, the biggest fan of ✨Vincenzo✨

ah yes, the landlord special.

Thank god we have taste so the results will change very soon

Listen I know the jury vote is bullshit but it’s genuinely hilarious that we’ve gone 3 years without a single vote and we’re somehow in the lead rn akdjfjjf

come watch eurovision we got:

space furries with a grandma kink

pussy eating vegans

gay cowboy stripper on a mechanical bull

yoga class

stairs

personal parabolic antennas for great wifi

folklore and rock ‘n roll

magical portals

steampunk circus

hand washing cult

and last but not least, the jury

wtf is going on

none of the countries that SHOULD be getting points are getting them

why is THE UNITED KINGDOM WINNING

reasons why you should vote for france #06

1. folklore witch rave

2. HIM

very brave of sweden to stand infront of a literal green screen when the internet exists

mika’s suits can be brown, blue, violet sky, hurtful, purple, anything you like, green, mean, everyth