My cat’s first car ride

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

Lizard: *Clacks of claws on bottom of tub.*

i can’t describe how happy this robocat makes me 

why cat praised for being fat and covered in hair but not i

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”

(photos by consent_van)

is that fucking parmesan

no its a tortoise

Truly a masterpiece of our generation