Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.
Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids
especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch
i mean
come on
tell me you don’t want one of these
i need it
I have always thought about this
When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure
human brain: beds go on the floor
monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE
🤔🤔
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
a shat
Dont call it that please
Why is this so funny
Just flip ‘em!
Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor. I love them so much :)
they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them