and i oop-

Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

I find it darkly ironic that professional development for teachers seems to always utilize the exact teaching strategies that get us dinged in observations.

I’m not engaged here, Miss. Where’s the formative assessment? Where are the high yield strategies? How are you differentiating for ELLs and ESEs?

Olisiko teillä hetki aikaa puhua puurosta

Translation from Finnish: “Do you have a moment to talk about the porridge.”

I see your Russian cat memes and raise you Finnish bear memes

lesson planning is always so annoying like you know what’s going to happen when i actually get in a classroom???? not this lesson plan that’s for sure.

Or the bed. Both = bliss. http://bit.ly/2STojTJ

We’ve got a staff resilience program at school this year..... it’s exactly as much bs as you would imagine and nothing has improved. I feel like just posting this on the staff notice board would improve moral 100% more.

‪I’m getting very emotional over the poetic and potentially final message sent out by the mars opportunity rover 😥

why does this feel like It has feelings?!?! THIS MADE ME SAD

When I make a pop culture reference “from my time” and my students just stare blankly at me like the fucking dinosaur I am

Totally me.

Every time a student says “what are we doing” and I respond, “the same thing we do every night, Pinky.”

What is that from

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

I write almost exclusively in cursive.

Art teacher realisation:

Contour and blind contour drawings are just drawing IN CURSIVE!

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA

damn we really in the wildest timeline huh

I was told by admin I was “lucky” to have a senior class of seven this year .

Like yes but also no.

I am going to be working just as hard guys - but these kids gon’ be on top!

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back