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i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle
next time just slit me open from throat to taint
Will I find a slice of cucumber if I do that?
you’ll find a beating heart goddamnit
New York on Pause. 3/18/2020.
Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help
Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"
Peak comedy
i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???
the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
Chibi lineart
cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity
Bunny Heritage Post
A hexagonal storm with a diameter of 25,000 km raging at the north pole of Saturn.
environmental storytelling
My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.
Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.
I am obsessed with the theological implications of this
"My focus is on the fight."
