literally just trash

im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life

I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before.  A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention.  After all, look how femme they are.

But to me, this makes perfect sense.  When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore.  It’s a job that you have.  As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore.  It’s not a requirement.  It’s just a fun hobby you can get into.  Or a little treat sometimes.

BPD call that boy pussy disorder

god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel

non-binary?? that's like if a man and a woman had a child

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

I can quit any time I want just. One more bowl 🍚

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

there's a lot happening right here

We’re not making it out of this one

when i meet a Masculine girl with strange demonic behavior a rancid aura oud note perfume homeless and gay looking clothes and has all the dead beat alcoholic father qualities

She could wipe the floor with him

She could make him like it.

What if Alastor yawned like a cat...

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

less "this is gonna suck", more "finally a test worthy of my skills"

god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

we are not even approaching the level of gender of weird flickr sissies from the 2000s

This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax