Coolest Kid or Freak of the Year

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

My wife and I have been talking a lot about a BSD Detective Pikachu AU ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Art for my wife’s BSD SKK kidfic, A Thousand Blessings! Check it out if you’re into that kind of thing!

I needed this Tik Tok tonight

The hardest I ever laughed as a kid was watching a melodramatic TV movie of the week when the lead's boyfriend was dramatically rolled into surgery at the break, and the first commercial image was a hearse blasting "Another One Bites the Dust" (no idea what the product was). I howled through the whole commercial break, and when the movie returned it was immediately revealed that the boyfriend had died on the table in surgery. Friends. I nearly threw up from laughing so hard and this amazing sequence has stayed in my memories decades later.

Not auite as funny as yours, but I'll never forget one time I was listening to Paul Harvey on the radio (yeah, I'm old) and the last story of the segment before the advertising break was about Japanese ships that were suspected of illegal whaling in international waters.

Paul Harvey: "The Japanese government claims they are merely scientific research vessels. But we know what they really are. Oh yes."

Announcer: "At Gander Mountain, we love hunting as much as you do!!!"

MORNING LESCUE! MOR~NING~ LES~ CUE~ MORNING LESCUE!

Was...

Was that Fruits Basket?!

Your daily dose of cat memes

tfw its valentines day but you spend all your time making lil AUs for your OCs instead of actually continuing their comic

light a roman candle with me!

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

Looks like The Goat will survive this year.

I'm choosing to take this as a good omen.

The Goat Lives.

I intend to follow its example as we enter 2023.

All Praise To The Goat.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 - 2003)

imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish

fight the slander. post pressurized blobfish

oh i do believe you are killing me

yakuza/gangster au………