I met a woman today, a feminist. She noticed my "Free Pussy Riot" sticker on my laptop and must have felt compelled to comment on it. I should have another sticker beside it saying, "Hey, yeah, it's cool if you want to talk about my stickers." So, she goes on about how it's admirable and she's a strong supporter of feminism. You know, standard stuff. However, she then converted her attention to my, "What would Morrissey do?" sticker. To which she commented, "I'm not a fan of his ways of life. I may be a feminist, but I'm also a catholic."
I dealt with this; I heard her out. I suppose I did so in hopes that she would conclude her most ignorant rant with a friendly, "Kidding!" But of course not.
I ever so kindly told her, "You're a big dumb dumb. You simply cannot be a feminist and a homophobe at the same time. I'm sorry but your life is invalid. Next."
If only I had the gull to say such a thing to a poor old idiot.