ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.

time travel fics where it’s Luke and/or Leia who goes back to the prequels as opposed to prequels characters going back to the prequels are incredibly funny because instead of emotional tension you could cut with a knife and horrible grief overlaying every action it’s just one (or two) ridiculously powerful people running around with absolutely no idea what’s going besides (a) that the chancellor everybody loves is pure evil and plotting the downfall of the republic and (b) that their dad (with whom they have a VERY complex relationship) is, at best, old enough to be barely out of space college. who needs complex and carefully rendered plans based on a million different remembered factors when you can have one of the space twins seeing Palpatine and trying to kill him with their illegal laser sword on sight

Leia: That’s a Sith Lord.

Mace: That’s the Chancellor.

Leia: He’s a Sith. He’s ready to blow up entirely planets for the fun of it as soon as he’s got the weapon built. I can prove it.

Obi-Wan: And how do you plan on doing that?

Leia: Hm…

[five minutes later, when nobody’s close enough to tackle her]

Leia, her laser sword in one hand and a blaster in the other: HEY SIDIOUS

Yoda: Taken our eyes off her, we should not have.

Leia, cocking her gunsaber: Diplomacy is for people who didn’t blow up my planet

@thefancytomato ask and ye shall receive

au contraire my friend

the order of the red and blue implies that leia kills him after she loses the gun. this has me thinking of the prequel cast having some epic quest to stop her from killing palpatine and when they finally get the gun she just strangles him

star wars heritage post

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

funniest possible advice

this took me.... 4379238 years... <3 inspired by "Centaur with Rider" by Georges Léonnec!

Pss you can get a print here if you like this!!

Youtube doing this while fully fucking enabling the alt right pipeline with dozens if not hundreds of racist/anti semitic grifters on their platform for decades at this point is an insane double standard.

For the record, there is a song calling for murder of Bella Hadid, Dua Lipa and Mia Khalifa for their crimes of being muslim women supporting Palestine, its topping charts and isn't age restricted on YouTube

Oh my god dude

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

"Let me be so clear, Aimee Carrero, love of my life. If you pull a punch, I will know, and I'll make it worse."

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

my life has changed

everyone reblog this btw I need to spread the word of canon falin dragon cock I need to be heard

@iconicname #you can even see it on official art and stuff lol

you're so right and I can't believe I forgot to mention this undeniable proof from the back of book 10

feel like i should be sorry about this one

there's not much i wouldn't do to keep you here besides me

(redraw)

those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈

official boob post