Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure
Pedro Campaña, Portrait of a Lady (detail), 16th century
Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.
Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.
These are the beans of a killer, Bella.
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
seriously don’t understand what is wrong with urban planners in the united states and canada. does anyone actually genuinely think that this shit:
looks like anything but an absolute nightmare? like this is what hell looks like to me
This IS an absolute nightmare, but this isn’t urban planning. It’s real estate development. Some company buys a bunch of land and conspires to put as many detached single-family homes on it as possible, builds them cheap (cutting corners CONSTANTLY), and then sells them at inflated rates. It fucks up the housing market for miles around, all the houses are identical but broken in different and fun ways, and nobody is actually happy except the developer who made a bunch of money while cheating everyone else involved.
i stand corrected! my real question is “what is wrong with real estate developers” and the answer is “capitalist brain poison” as always
straight people ARE stinky
certified iconic post
[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]
enamoured with this image
rb for something really lgbt to happen to you too
I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog...toy?
How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.
Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
Bitch better not
twink-lesbian solidarity
L’Alfama se réveille. #gif
Claude Monet’s water structure and shades.
pls let me take back the words i said
The Veiled Virgin (early's 1850s) by Giovanni Strazza (1818 - 1875).
Sea Shell Carving