Lurkin

What if one day five guys changed its name to four guys and never said anything about it

New menu items at four guys

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

there need to be more fucked up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express

i dont feel 😢😭😞😟😥 i feel

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When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

My mom walked into the kitchen and said “What is this? A fat ｓｗａｍｐ ｓｋｕｎｋ in my residence?” and I entered to find her and my remorseful cat locked in a staring match with these exact expressions