RRRRRUMBLR

Girl visits a shelter and gets adopted

Bwoo ;;

every time i remember that pharah looked up to reinhardt as a kid….. i die…..

(x)

canadian wildlife

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

Fearless Cat Keeps Returning to the London Supermarket He’s Banned From

Fight the system

Just because you’re brave doesn’t mean you’re allowed to climb on top of shelves and judge people. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to tell my own kids this. Where do they learn it from?

this is why i don’t recommend randomly combining items in your inventory

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

I like the one with the eagle

Delete this immediately 

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

IT GOT BETTER.

Really?

Okay, now you guys are just pulling my leg, there’s no way-

You rebel scum are no match for the might of the Emp-

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?!?

just in: chris pratt and the raptors are drift compatible

MECHA RAPTOR-LORD

JAEGER NAME: CLEVER GIRL

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like

Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms

Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room

We don’t care

We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like

Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen

Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash

We don’t care

Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor

(Moooooordor)

that one person who whenever they come online you just

i smell friend

Dragon Age II + text posts — Garrett Hawke

I’ve done a bunch for Marian by now, figured it’s about time I did one for this incredible dork. I imagine him as the kind of person who would punch a bee and not give a fuck.

(More text post memes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

Stephanie Pui-Mun Law

#pretty sure this is the same artist who did#Shadowscapes

^ It’s the same artist

spirithighway

Cat-Thieves That Were Caught Red-Pawed

Hahahah cats are the greatest

Wisteria bonsai proves big beauty comes in small packages-DDN Japan

As you probably already know, bonsai is the Japanese art of growing miniature trees or shrubs in planters. You’ve may have already seen at least some tiny potted junipers, a common species for bonsai, at some point, but actually many different species are suitable for bonsai, including some flowering trees like wisteria, or fuji in Japanese.