human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

@eddus

The legend continues

maruhanamogu

Why.

Family guy Is dead

Michael…

Elmer…

Hello Michael I Have Been Waiting For You

I have answered your summons, Elmer. What do you need?

New Blood

having fun without cursing

CAMO INDEX STILL 100%

1911 vs. butter knife, courtesy of reddit

Save this image for the next time some weeaboo goes on about their glorious Nippon steel and how katanas are the best things ever invented.

GLORIOUS AMERICAN SHEET METAL

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I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

@fake-bird

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

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