Yes.

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

im screaming

Where’s the fuckin Pokemon go creepypasta. I’ll start. This app has lead me into a Cave. The walls closed in behind me. The app says there’s a Zubat. But. No matter where I point my phone there’s nothing there. But I can here it. Growing louder. The bat

i downloaded pokemon go and it said there was a new kind of pokemon called “hyperrealistic blood” in my basement so i ran downstairs and it was hyperrealistic blood

i tried to delete the app and blastoise came to my house and beat me up

Alakazam shoot me with a Gun

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

im fucjkigfngng

Wow. Erica Lindbeck made a self insert fic of Dimitri and herself. Well here’s for you all Blue Lions fans out there

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

oh, and:

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

The X-Men are really gay.

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

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fell asleep while writing and

god ok. so. recap of events

last night, tf2 got its first content update in like 7 months. a single new case and some bug fixes, the tf team probably expecting to throw a minor cosmetic update to keep the game at least a little fresh. in doing so, they did something to the drop rates of crates, and inadvertently added a new bug: certain crates now have a 100% chance of dropping unusuals, generally considered the most expensive items in the game. people inevitably figured this out and, well, made the most out of it.

for further context, one of the most exclusive items in the game is the Burning Team Captain, with only around 5 ever having been unboxed before this all went down. since the update dropped last night, 3 more have been unboxed.

so far valve has not said, let alone done, anything about this and nobody has any idea how they’re going to resolve this. it would be a financial and logistical nightmare to roll back all the unboxes and community market purchases, but at the same time if it isn’t reverted it’ll utterly shatter the ingame economy since unusuals are such a large part of it. people have spent years building up inventories full of tens of thousands of dollars worth of unusuals that are becoming near-worthless with every hour. the tf2 subreddit is on total lockdown until valve releases a statement. it’s total chaos and i’m loving it

This is somehow funnier than cryptocurrency crashes