The Zoid Farrier

B/W commission of Kyu! With a color version as well.

oh well

Happy Valentine’s Day, my beautifuls 😘

I was nervous to share this. I drew this like 8 months ago, don’t look at me.

Like, I think a variation if this drawing is a requirement for all us Mando artists, right?

I should be working right now but sometimes your hands just do things

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

Happy holidays, darlings! May the season treat you gently and with lots of love.

Happy holidays!!

It’s that time of the year again :)

It’s December here and I’m all out of fucks to give. Pretty sure this has already been done but WHO CARES

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

@teashoesandhair your wish is my command :)

Probably, Levi should be more upset.

Probably he is still in shock. Right? He looks out of his taxi window (it's not technically a taxi, just some guy named Corey who offered him a ride to the airport, because Uber doesn't operate in fucking Tinyville, Bumfuck Middle-Of-Nowhere, Utah) and tracks water droplets racing each other down the glass, because of course it's raining, and his bad knee is killing him. 

Levi sniffs and rubs at his eyes and then pulls out his phone and books a ticket back to New York, wincing as four hundred and twenty-six dollars are deducted from his bank account. 

And, like, he should definitely be more upset.

He just got broken up with. He was engaged, for God's sake. A four-year relationship… over. Just like that. 

Corey says, "Ten minutes to the station." 

Tragic news like half the ways people talk about magic in fiction could irl be applied to maths

"magic is the threads that tie the world together, the unspoken web at the heart of the universe" that's mathematics babey!

You ever think about how when you gauge if it's safe to cross the road based off how fast and far away the cars are you're actually doing difficult calculus subconsciously? Almost like maths is something you have an inherent understanding of in many ways but in order to advance in it and truly understand it you have to learn it in an academic setting? Almost like many magic systems?

One of the reasons I like Arkane games (Dishonored and Prey in particular) is their references to musica universalius or that music shapes the universe. What is music but auditory maths?

Oh so when a Fromsoft boss moves with that signature tired, slow heaviness that denotes a once proud being decaying from within and groaning under the weight of its own hubris and a life that has lasted far too long it's epic and cinematic but when I do it it's depressing.

camellias be like what if roses but tense

look at it. it’s got anxiety

meanwhile a peony is adhd + anxiety + depression all combined that it becomes a mess from trying like...

did i... did i... do it right?

hi i’m op and i endorse this peony

DEUS EX MANKIND DIVIDED