Vague.Random

Flip your phone upside down

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

Modern day love story

my WHOLE fucking heart

Her: “Shut up?”

Him: “Fuck yeah!”

A modern romance 😂

OH SHIT THE HOTTEST MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR. 2018 IS SAVED !!!!!! 😭

this shit slick bumping tho

Deluuuuuxe ! 😂🔥

Fireeeee 😂

i’m sandy 😂

Bruh

F. U. C. K. OUT MY FACE😂😂😂

This is actually hard af

yooo…fuck that gif 🤣🤣

This a bop tho

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

I done watched this six times

Lol: Dude Gets Mad At His Dog For Biting His Chicken Tender!

This will always be my favorite video on this site “bitch ass nigga!” Lmfaoooo

how can you not love kids lmao

LMAOOO

Girl….. lmfaoooo

💀💀💀💀💀

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

Omg I would have screamed

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

boy if you don’t giddyup

Yee’haw’d his ass up outta there didn’t he.

He really just murdered this man 😂😂😂

Sipping lean like a coors light 😭

How she made him MOOOOOO like a Cow🐮 and NAYYYYY like a Horse🐴 😆🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣😁🤣

This is the worst thing.

whoever shorty is next to her we had the same reaction 😭

When fam went mooooo I cried 😭

Lmaoooo

LOOOOOL????

niggas are so DUMB

Boyyyyy if this wasn’t me the whol time 😂😂😂

Kevin Hart is me talking about soccer players

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

😂😂😂😂

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

Ladies, keep it going!

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

Foreal

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

The sink one took me out

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

This is gold 😂

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

This post funny 😂

The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash

Dumb ass nigga: wyd

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild

I am ashamed.

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

Him: wyd today?

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol

Him: “WYD?”

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

me: watching the iron giant 😄

him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with

me:

Lame Nigga: Wyd?

Me: Eating

Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏

Me:

oh my

Lol is it bad that I’ve used that last one and it worked 😅💀

Lame niggah: wyd

Me: bout to make some food

Lame niggah: you going to save some for me

Me:

I feel this on a whole ‘nother level.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: *minding my business*

Lame nigga: I wanna eat your ass

Me:

That food one 😂😂😂

Brooooo 😂😂😂😂

My chestttt 😫😫😫

I love this started out with “him” and ended with “lame ass nigga “ lol

imma use all of these for an experiment

I’m dead at the painful accuracy of this post

Vintage black love

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.