Boy Where Me God Damn Body Warsh Is
Does he mean anything to you
me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right? me :
Me every time I have an episode
you promised these kids krabby the clown
but all i saw was
cheapy the cheapskate
I laughed more than I should’ve 💀
Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age
Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme
This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:
A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!
ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho
I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
this is everything I look for in a man
someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s
had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s
Got circumcised at Claire’s
was buried in a shallow grave at Claire’s
Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who
They’re pretty accurate
oh god why is this me lol help
I’m so glad this came back into my life
ahahahahahahah omg