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Patch. 25. Fujoshi. Mostly made up of anime, gays, MCU and my feelings Basically, my life revolves around homos, fangirling and trying to stay afloat.
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In the Married Au, Tony is so overwhelmed about actually being married that he can’t stop talking about being married and having a husband to anyone who’s willing (and unwilling) to lend him an ear. 

Like, if Rhodey didn’t put his foot down, Tony would talk all the way until he’s called back for duty. 

“Rhodey, I’m married.” 

“I know, Tones.”

“I’m married to a person.” 

“Yes, yes you are.” 

“To an actual, living person.” 

“That’s the ideal.” 

“The whole ring and everything!” 

“Yeah, I was your best man. I gave you the ring.” 

“It even says it on paper.” 

“As expected.” 

“I have a husband.” 

“Sure do.” 

“He’s mine.” 

“Didn’t even have to bribe him or anything.” 

“I’m -” 

“Tony, I know. Order your damn food. I’m starving.” 

It’s not just the marriage itself. Tony will talk about his husband until time stopped itself. A lot of “My husband woke me up this morning to breakfast in bed. My husband is incredible. My husband got me roses after his run. My husband doesn’t like sushi. My husband loves dumplings! My husband’s favorite is pasta. My husband is not going to like you standing so close to me.” 

The unfortunate guy of the evening is stuck listening to Tony gush about his husband with ‘my husband this’ and ‘my husband that’ and regaling him with tales about “My husband used to think fondue meant having sex. sometimes I can’t with that man. I love him so much.” 

All the man can do is sit there patiently, nod along when prompted, shake his head when needed, say ‘uh-huh’ and ‘okay’ here and there, wave at the waitress to get a refill and order more bread, and finally throw the balled-up napkin in his hand at Tony in defeat to tell him, “Tony, you literally talked about me to me for twenty-three minutes. I know. I was there, Sweetheart. I’m your husband.” 

Tony stops briefly, nods, then says, “My husband loves calling me by cute nicknames, too.” 

Steve groans. Why does he love this man again? 

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steve and tony + colours

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Sam: Why Steve and Tony are sitting with their backs to each other?

Natasha: They had a fight.

Sam: But they’re holding hands?

Natasha: Tony gets sad when they fight.

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Well, I held you like a lover Happy hands and your elbow In the appropriate place And we ignored our others Happy plans, for that delicate look Upon your face Our bodies moved and hardened Hurting parts of your garden With no room for a pardon In a place where no one knows What we have done

Accidental Babies - Damien Rice

Stony kiss 45/50

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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

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The best kind of slow burn is when they hook up early in the fic but don’t speak to each other for another 45 chapters.

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Steve: Are you a top or a bottom?

Tony: I’m an experience.

Bucky: [with his mouth full of cereal] He’s a bottom.

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