RIP Vine †

THE 1ST ONE.

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

How To Draw A Horse - a comic by Emma Hunsinger

edgeofdreaming

cant stop thinking about this comment

I’ve always wanted to know what are people listening to

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

“She ran boobily towards the car”

Terry Silver

based moffat

by @hijynkz

Kristina Tonteri-Young Reads “Warrior Nun” Thirst Tweets (x)

Kristina Tonteri-Young Reads Warrior Nun Thirst Tweets (x)

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth

leading lady who’s been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladies’ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom won’t let him quit so he’s ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.