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Melissa - she/her - just vibing. Mostly here for fanfiction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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javert

[op makes an extremely vitriolic guilt trippy political post]

[self reblog: "and here's my paypal to send me money at since you suck so much and need to atone"]

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pulasski

The Good Place as John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous Quotes

Eleanor: “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”

Chidi: "College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”

Tahani: "i am six feet tall. i lower myself, i go, "hi. knock, knock”… i say “knock, knock” out loud….“

Jason: "i thought i would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now”

Janet: “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.”

Michael: “brush your teeth and drink orange juice. that’s life”

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me shopping for myself: wtf 20 dollars thats expensive
me buying gifts: lmao 200 bucks no problem lets do this
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