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Smile is a Free Therapy

@ladyfreudinmetrocity / ladyfreudinmetrocity.tumblr.com

Hello! My name is Julia Straszynska I'm from Chicago, currently living in Metro City and I have a PhD in Psychology. Feel free to make an appointment!
(Independent Rp Blog for My OC, will thread with anyone. May be NSFW. Follow tag: ladyfreud
Faceclaim: Rachel Weisz)
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That’s what you do with Depression, you mask the symptoms. The symptoms of Depression IS depression, it’s not a symptom of something else. It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off. The symptoms of Depression is depression. You take away the symptoms of Depression HALLOOOOO! you’re cured! But Tom [Cruise] was like “no, no, no Matt. Matt, these drugs Matt, these drugs they’re just a crutch, these drugs are just a crutch!” and I’m thinking “yes?”. THEY’RE A CRUTCH! You don’t walk up to a guy with one leg and say “hey pal, that crutch is just a crutch, THROW IT AWAY! Hop ya bastard! That crutch is masking the symptoms of your one leggedness”.

Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise attacking Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to fight Post-Partum Depression. (via themarriageofadeadblogsing)

I have always thought Craig Ferguson was a very smart man. It appears I was right.

(via deliciouskaek)

“It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off.”

(via cephalopuddle)

Source: videosift.com
#psych
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buffyisms-archive

Gilmore Girls Starters

  • Did you do something slutty? 
  • People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
  • Nice stripper name.
  • I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it’s only 10! How nice!
  • This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
  • This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
  • To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.
  • You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look.
  • I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.
  • I never thought a man would ever even want me.
  • I’m looking up “aneurysm” in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
  • I don’t think you’re taking me seriously.
  • I just don’t want to do or say anything else that’s gonna be remotely moronic.
  • I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.
  • Are you in any way malnourished, or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?
  • Not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.
  • This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!
  • I can’t imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.
  • I’m not avoiding anything. I’m going to find coffee.
  • No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.
  • You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.
  • We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.
  • If you say there’s no reason for the mood, then there’s no reason for the mood. You’re simply nuts.
  • Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.
  • Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
  • So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
  • Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on! 
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queenrockatoo

(So for anyone wondering just what you can find on Metro Tumblr’s youtube, here you go, pff. Worked it out with @ladyfreudinmetrocity‘s mun and yep this is the sort of thing Julia and Carmen got up to during the short time Carmen was in college with her.)

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@detective-phideaux-rex Should not go through Julia’s old tapes from college or he’d get heart attack lol. Probably someone *coughCarmencough* put it on Youtube XD So old man needs to stay away from Internet XD

#lol julia what the heck were you up to in college XD#julia and carmen#nsfw#if rex asks nicely she can reenact the dance lol
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fuckingrapeculture

The thing about abuse that people who haven’t been abused don’t tend to understand (and by all means, I am happy for those folks, it is wonderful that abuse has not been part of your life)–

Everything and anything can turn into your fault when you’re the target of abuse.

That’s why we flinch when someone spills something. Or someone burns their food on the stove.

That’s why we go to hide quietly in another room when someone trips or stubs their toe.

That’s why we automatically back away and put eight feet of distance between us and another person when they realize something went wrong or they get bad news.

That’s why we get anxiety attacks when someone can’t find an item they’re looking for and they begin to get frustrated.

That’s why our heart skips a beat when anyone raises their voice, even if they’re cheering for a sports team on TV.

That’s why we’re so geared to apologize for things that have nothing to do with us.

When you’ve been abused you are accustomed to being blamed for things that aren’t your fault.

Source: kismetics
#psych
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thingsforrp

           sʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ sᴍɪʟᴇ            sʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs            sʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴜɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀɪᴛʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ ʟɪᴇs     ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟs ᴡʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ

#supervillain au#red dhalia
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queenrockatoo
Using the cane to walk to Carment, Julia waves back. “Hey there. Nice machine.” she looked with appreciation at the bike. “I am guessing this is our transportation unless you want me to call a cab?”

Eyeing that cane, finding an answer is easy enough. “Probably shoul’ call a cab.” Then Carmen pauses, looks between Julia and the bike. “Ya min’ if I stash this,” She shrugs a shoulder, calling attention to the helemt. “In ya apartmen’?”

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ladyfreudinmetrocity

“I guess so, unless you have some fancy cane holder.” Julia played with the cane by making ‘helicopter’ with it. Like toying with a pencil but in a bigger scale. 

“Ugh...” she looked up where her apartment was. The ‘war zone’. “You know you can... but I’d rather you not look at my place right now. I had, um... problem with a roommate...” she said slowly.

#rockingrockatoo
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queenrockatoo

When Carmen pulls up, she’s on her bike, pulling into the first available parking spot and hopping off quickly, quickly fingercombing her hair once the helmet was off.

She’s not surprised over what Julia’s wearing, remembering what the other woman had always been drawn to before. Setting the helmet aside on the seat, she’s quick to wave her friend down.

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ladyfreudinmetrocity

Using the cane to walk to Carment, Julia waves back. “Hey there. Nice machine.” she looked with appreciation at the bike. “I am guessing this is our transportation unless you want me to call a cab?”

#rockingrockatoo
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candy-corps

Welcome Home

Downstairs? He’s … never been downstairs. Either way though … “I’m just happy you’re back.” He’d been loosing hope. 

Blankets then, okay. And tea. He could do that; and leave her here now. “You just relax and watch tv. I … be right back.”

Retreating, he scratched up the notes and pencils that lay on the table and then slowly moved away.

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ladyfreudinmetrocity

It was nice to hear she’s been missed. It kind of did help of improving her mood and made her slightly less annoyed at him. Only slightly. She sighed and turned her head toward the new TV. Yep that definitely was not her TV but she wasn’t complaining too much. Now... where was the remote?

#brucethegerbilbatman
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cameronwhimsy

why tall friends are great

  • they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
  • excellent hiding spot
  • they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
  • can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend

drawbacks

  • what do their faces look like
  • they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here

?????

  • hugs are very boob
#yes#her hugs are very boob XD#julia and rocki
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