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orange soda on the rocks

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i'm laura i take a lot of selfies and cry a lot. i like breakfast foods
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here’s a fun life update:

  • i’m supposed to go to school tomorrow for the first day back this semester but i’m Not going
  • went to the dentist for the first time in 2 years pls don’t judge me but anyways my gums hurt bc i had to get a really deep clean they scraped off so much crap ew
  • one of my wisdom teeth is impacted and they’re taking it out next week but not in a full surgery just with novocaine but anyways i’m still terrified but i’m like more terrified by anesthesia 
  • uhhh
  • idk my gums just feel so sore from that cleaning but the numbing rinse i have tastes awful and only helps for like 30 minutes
  • anyways
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angelicguy

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

When you open a full group chat after leaving it for hours

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gaybaggins

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

straight women like legolas because he appeals to their fantasy of a man who takes care of his hygiene and maybe even wipes his ass

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I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

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mirukaiam

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

ima just leave these here

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i was telling my sister how i wish my grade school education had taught us more about african history (and asian and south american etc) bc we only learned canadian & european history for 95% of school and she was like “oh but we did! we learned about how europe divided up africa in the 1800s” and i was like.....one class where they talk about colonization and the berlin conference but not actually mentioning any other african history or learning about politics in africa (in the past and present) is....not actually learning much about africa....like i remember when we talked about the berlin conference in school (& in the textbooks) and it was only about the european struggle for power/land not actually about africa

anyways canadian schools should teach about more of the world than just europe and canada like ya there’s important stuff to learn there but my k-12 education i literally only have like 2 years where places outside canada/US/europe were talked about for more than like 15 minutes

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krxs100

YA’LL....

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

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