They laugh in the same way.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

bye everyone

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weird forgotten tumblr things

- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock - fluffy chicken day - those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’ - all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice - tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿? - TUMBLR PROM - everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse - speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha - FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY - “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes) - the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway - the tumblr version of some nights by fun - moreos guy - when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao - “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag” - when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal - those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean - when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,, - back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does

-Let’s not forget when tumblr decided to have a code: “I like your shoelaces.”

I genuinely hate that I was here for all of these and that I’m still here

Dean in gym shorts The Pizza blog!

INFINITE CHOCOLATE

The Onceler.

when pizza got deleted

when i say aces you say “we love you”!

aces!

We love you!

aces!

we love you !!

Aces!!!

We love you!

aces!

We love you!!!

Aces!

We love you!

aces!

We love you!!!

aros?

We love you too!!!!!!

yes we do!!

,,, demis?

but if course we do!!!

destiel tweet meme #2

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

Benedict at Sherlocked

Source: https://twitter.com/MsSophieSch/status/780074620942688256

(via 221bcumberb)

DIDN’T THEY ALREADY DO THE SIX THATCHERS ON JOHN’S BLOG???????

Yes, how is this going to work? Maybe E1 will be entirely flashbacks.

They did keep saying “back”

Flashbacks were literally the first thing we predicted when setlock pics started coming down. It would be pleasing.

I want to see Sherlock talking to a frozen turkey because he didn’t realise John left the flat

(source) 

Your Brain Doesn't Rest When It's Sleeping

When we think about sleeping, we often think of shutting down for the night. We sleep to take our mind off of things or help us make a decision, but in reality, our minds are quite active while we’re snoozing. Professor Matthew Wilson of MIT studied sleep in rats and humans and found that during sleep, we are merging new memories and making new connections. So give yourself some credit, you are always working!

Jensen Ackles : J2 Gold Panel, Creation Entertainment Supernatural Convention, Dallas, Texas, 18 Sep 2016

So pretty

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

if i don’t reblog this, it means i m dead

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😂😂Jensen’s reaction

It was priceless ! “ you are like a ninja, you came out of nowhere!”

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