GRUMPY AFFECTIONATE STARTERS.
1. “Yeah, yeah. You’re cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.”
2. “I love you, but please stop whatever it is that you’re doing.”
3. “You’re so annoying. Oh my God– I love you so much.”
4. “STOP BEING SO CUTE, IT’S NOT FAIR!”
5. “Listen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?”
6. “Give me a minute, I’m going to tickle the shit out of you.”
7. “Hey, stop looking at me like that– I don’t like how cute you look.”
8. “Please, stop smiling at me like that. I’m not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.”
9. “I don’t like people, but you’re an exception.”
10. “You’re the only one who gets to call me that, you know.”
11. “I crave your affection, but I crave your silence even more– shut up.”
12. “Is this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because it’s quite cute, but I’m not in the mood to hold your hand.”
13. “You’re talking too much, just shut up and hold me.”
14. “Ew. Get away from me. No– not you. You stay.”
15. “Hi, I’ve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you haven’t noticed once and now I’m pissed.”