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Saltier than Carthage

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Ace did no wrong
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Feeling some kind of way about how much of Augustus’ life was a performance. How he acted his way into making Caesar’s legions follow him, and persuaded them Caesar had adopted him posthumously. How those same legions demanded he keep acting out the role of Caesar’s son and avenger.

How he acted his way into winning Cicero’s trust before betraying him. How he played up the contrast between himself and Antony, between Livia and Cleopatra, like a play being put on for the Roman people to judge the heroes from the villains. Even his last words were a common farewell from stage actors at the end of a play: “If I’ve played my part well, applaud as I exit.”

You might say the Augustan regime was acting on an institutionalized scale, a kind of mass performance. Everyone knew who really held the reins of the republic now, but he was tactful enough that they could pretend he didn’t. And with the city being rebuilt, food supplies steady, and peace in the provinces, it was so much easier to pretend everything was normal.

Many politicians have been hypocrites, but Augustus is the only one I know who used hypocrisy as a strategy to win acquiescence from those who might have opposed him. Let the aristocracy save face and debate in the Senate; let malcontents criticize the state’s policies; let the people vote in elections that no longer matter. All this only legitimizes the regime’s claim to normalcy instead of challenging it.

I often wonder how much of his falling-out with Tiberius and Julia happened because they just couldn’t take the acting anymore.

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teazingsassy

okay so we all know ace is the hot headed one as a kid, but like….hear me out….one of them has to be the leader. Sabo couldn’t be the leader because he’s just too feral. Luffy is too baby. anyways, modern au is too fun! (you can rip ace watching yo gabba gabba from my cold dead hands)

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i do think it’s really funny that luffy, zoro and sanji all managed to completely independently become well-known criminals in wano in the span of like. several days at best. they can’t even fake being law-abiding citizens for like a week

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pingo1387
Luffy: Shanks actually lost his arm because of me. I was only seven.
Eustass Kid, sweating profusely: *in his head* This guy… took out Red-Hair’s whole arm… when he was only seven?!
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lullabyknell

Eustass Kid, sweating even more profusely: *aloud* W… what happened?!

Luffy: Oh, it got bitten off! Swallowed whole in one big chomp! 

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mtcolubo
Anonymous asked:

(this is very selfindulgent and silly, and its fine if you dont want to do it) maybe roger somehow shows up, but ace is like ‘i already have a dad’! ty, i really love your art

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Anonymous asked:

Can we get a Sanji thoughts/analysis now that you're on WCI?

oh, boy. hm. yeah. 

for the sake of my sanity, i’m gonna leave off addressing the sexism thing here, because i’ve talked about it before in other posts (check this tag if you really want) and also other people have done it better than me. my friend star has a really good essay on the matter and why different people have such different opinions on it that you can find here.

that disclaimer out of the way: i really like sanji, actually. i’ve said before that if not for the amount of regrettable joke material oda has saddled him with, i think he’d be my favorite strawhat, and even as is, i still like him a whole lot.

sanji is, of the strawhats, maybe the most self-sacrificially inclined, which is almost impressive given how many attempted heroic sacrifices these assholes attempt to pull. with sanji, though, it’s an established trait ever since his introductory arc- first with his refusal to quit working at the baratie because of his perceived debt despite zeff literally firing him, and later with his willingness to just fucking let pearl kill him for the same reason. whole cake island and his actions during it is basically the culmination of this character trait. 

sanji, by all appearances, doesn’t value his own life and happiness very highly, despite the amount of justified confidence he has in his abilities as both a fighter and a cook. this is something that makes a lot more sense when you look at the environment he was brought up in- if everyone around a child is telling him he’s a worthless mistake for the first eight or so years of his life, he’s kind of bound to internalize that at least somewhat. 

sanji is one of the more independent actors on the crew in general. he has a tendency to kind of fuck off and do stuff on his own that everyone else only finds out about after shit starts blowing up (see: enel’s arc, mr. prince, gates of justice), which is one of my favorite aspects of his character. and that’s what he’s attempting to do in whole cake island too, pretty clearly- sneak off on his own and solve the problem for everybody else before it becomes a problem. it just doesn’t work out that way, because the cost this time around isn’t something his crewmates will tolerate. 

sanji cares very much about the people he’s close to, both the strawhats and zeff, but it doesn’t seem to occur to him that they care about him just as much. he’s genuinely surprised when luffy bombs into whole cake island to rescue him even though any objective observer could have predicted that in a heartbeat. sanji’s seen luffy go through hell and high water for nami, robin, vivi, and ace, among others, and still doesn’t expect that he’ll merit that same level of concern. not to mention that zeff is clearly upset at sanji’s self-sacrificial bullshit during the baratie arc (which sanji ignores). can you imagine how pissed he’d be if he knew what sanji was trying to pull to keep him safe during WCI? 

tldr: someone needs to beat “you are loved” into sanji’s stupid stupid head asap.

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