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She's the heiress, kneel before her

@elvesoferebor / elvesoferebor.tumblr.com

Hi there, i'm French, and i'm a Multifandom girl. Most Hobbit and Lord of the Rings stuff, but also Marvel, American Horror Story, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, Hannibal, and things i pretty like ! Hope you will enjoy my messy blog. xx
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thebigbiwolf

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

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datvikingtho

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

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welpwomp

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

It got better

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Putain merci Facebook pour les signalements. Je peux enfin respirer. Signalez-vous !

Pour une fois que FB sert à quelque chose en dehors du stalkage d’ex, allez vous signaler.

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Embassy numbers for anyone in Paris who needs assistance: Irish Embassy +33144176700, British Embassy +33144513100, US Embassy +33143122222

also the Belgian embassy +33 1 44 09 39 39 , The Netherlands embassy +33 1 40 62 33 00 and German embassy +33 1 53 83 45 00

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the signs as people I know

Aries: My longest friend. The only one that's had my back through every phase of my life and never turned down an opportunity to break someone's arm for me. The most passionate person I have ever met. Smarter than everyone she meets, and she knows it. Has that special personality that makes people flock to her like a magnet. She can make you feel so important, and then so unimportant just a moment later. Human lie detector.
Taurus: My one night stand. Sarcastic and witty, but too controlling for me to come back the next day. Has a way of eye contact that makes you feel on the spot. One of the best writers I know. Very gentle. Watches his younger brother like a hawk. A teacher. Sharper than most, but with less initiative. Offensive humor fanatic.
Gemini: My little brother. He's always preoccupied with being more right than everyone else in the room. My other Scorpio brother makes him tick all the time. Insecure, but puts on a confident front to cover it up. More initiative than anyone I know. Secretly creative. Not shy about his opinions at all. Can make anyone laugh.
Cancer: My mother. My closest friend. The kindest person I know. Three college degrees. On a personal mission to make the world beautiful. Taught me the importance of feeling. Taught me the importance of compassion. The person I wanted to become when I was little, and the person I still want to become now. Has a more beautiful smile than anyone in the world.
Leo: My worst enemy. Very well spoken. Quite aware that he's smarter than everyone else, and uses it to his power. Confident enough to make even performers shudder. Matured at a very young age, and ended up wise beyond his years. Kind to those in need. Loves wordless music.
Virgo: My best friend. The most fantastic person I know. Genuinely cares about those close to her. Often conflicted about what others want vs what she wants. The actual only reason my life isn't up in the air. Has zero time for fuckboys. Gets REALLY into fandoms. Extremely multidimensional and intelligent. Very kind.
Libra: My grandmother. She takes no shit. She has too many secrets to count, and every one of them makes her strong. Is always there, without judgement, to those that need to get anything out. Reads books like she breathes air, and always has. Intense road rage that will definitely make you laugh.
Scorpio: My father. The man that raised me. Secretly emotional, but hides it behind a cold front. Best liar ever. I got hyped about playing chess for the sole reason of learning how to beat him. Smartest person I know. Taught me how to use emotion to get what I want. Will drop absolutely anything for someone he loves, but has the ability to close someone disposable out and never let them back in again.
Sagittarius: My roommate. Gets us communal ramen. Absolutely gorgeous. Eyebrows are always on fleek. Offers you chocolate when you're down. Shamelessly facebook stalks people. Always wearing the best perfume. Has a million fantastic friends.
Capricorn: That me gurl u are flawless keep doing wat ur doing
Aquarius: The fandom girl. Valedictorian at my graduation, and cried while everyone began to walk across the stage. Brilliant and hilarious, with the weirdest sense of humor ever. She was always the one who knew about strange things on the internet before everyone else.
Pisces: My quietest friend. She was always so shy. One day, she came in wearing makeup. Her hair was done. Everyone was completely astonished by how beautiful she was. Sarcastic humor to only her friends, and a quiet smile to just acquaintances. Wound up at an Ivy League.
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Reblog if you're not straight

Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”

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veenilla

thank u for remembering us

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*standing in my yard at 4 am*
ME: HOW'S IT FEEL NOW
NEIGHBOR: what the hell is he doing
ME: *shaking tree trying to wake up the birds*
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Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

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THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
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follow the person i reblogged this from

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

woah this is sick! thanks so much
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