bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

this is so sad

the pride and prejudice proposal scene: a summary 

darcy: elizabeth!!!!! i love you!!!! despite the fact that your family is really embarrassing and broke i’ve learned to see past that because i love you!!! aren’t you proud of me?!? I also helped break up your sister and my friend but thats ok!! i love you and we should get married!! what do you say?? 💕💝💞💘💓

elizabeth: 

shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!!

I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life

Sheet music is just a sound recipe.

hmmm

Is that…..

I hope you know you deserve more than that…

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

apprentice and master baker makin biscuits

I wanna be someone’s favorite person to talk to

the photographer took pictures of this cat before and after calling her beautiful:

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

A shitten.