i'll be better than i am

Goncharov (1973) dir. Matteo JWHJ0715

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my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”

cool…

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

It can become another article of clothing. Especially those that are washable. I mean, generally, I think using them is a good habit. Don't we usually want to prevent disease? This doesn't have to be a covid thing, and much less a political thing.

you’re telling me a masc king taped this?

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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MA? MAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!…MAAAA oh there you are!” (via)

The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.

Yeah

Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

10/10 this rules

Joker without makeup .

thats really disrespectful.. he was clearly injured in some sort of way may it be war or what have you, he is probably so depressed his face is scarred like this, he has to wake up everyday seeing this his own face, why would you make fun of him like this? fuck off. 

^

 seriously, anyone who would make fun of this is just fucked up. i actually think he’s still more attractive than like half the guys out there, even with his face like this

 you guys do realize that this literally is the joker without makeup? this is heath ledger in The Dark Knight, in a scene where he’s hiding in a group of policemen.

oh thats awkward

date of origin: 2012

Okay but can we all picture pokemon that walk on all fours doing the thing where they stand up on hind legs to see better or to get something

oh you are definitely onto something here

I am ECSTATIC that the soothsayers of our generation are just straight-up using their powers of manifesting or prophecy or whatever like this

prophetic dreaming, but make it memes

dont you just love environmental storytelling