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what i like about this is that the people seem just. unthreatened. they are responding to these nightgaunt looking motherfuckers as if they were a particularly rambunctious opossum.Β β€œoh god damn the shadow entity stole our ball again what the fuck dude we’re trying to play horse.” perfect, i love it.Β 

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Another holiday I'm spending with people that aren't my family. Its even sadder cuz' I'd rather be miserable around other people than be miserable around my family.

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No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

It says facts on the book that means it’s a fact also this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever fucking read

I’ll pay a bear to eat you

Comparing the poor to wild animals. Nice one

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"why you frowning" cuz I fucking can

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I gave away most of my lingerie drawer except for this one, which I can’t do much with because it leaves my ass 100% exposed lol

Glad I kept her though but still

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