everything is never as it seems

OP, I admire your commitment.

This is the best thing I’ve seen in ages

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

This is my new favorite post

I can’t ever not reblog.

ET TU BRUTE???

Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

Yo! In 24 I’m out. If you want to still connect with me off of here, pm me.

This transcends languages

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

My first major surgery was done by a clean cut, gorgeous man with a French accent.

Didn’t stop him from fucking up my surgery and losing his license to practice here because he liked to do cocaine before surgery.

Its almost like how someone looks doesn’t dictate their qualifications.

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

OH MY GOSH

OH SHIT YOU’VE CRACKED THE CODE

I never thought I’d agree with the Church of Satan but hey

I’d like to make it official that I don’t cut my hair for Patrick Stewart.

If the term, “military grade”, impresses you, you’ve probably never been in the military